Oh yeah....cant freaking wait...Twilight...Saturday...

Bella and Edward...Love his stare.

Tasty...

It is only a day and a half away. I get to see Twlight with my sister, my best friend and her sister. I am on a Twilight high. I haven't been able to see or read anything because I was reading Twilight. Now I am through New Moon and look at anything I can about Twilight and the cast.

Don't you eff with Izzy.........

I watched Grey's last night with Sarah like I always do.

Now we have dad watching it with us. Im not sure why he doesn't leave to go to his club. But he watches it and comments and talks during it. Me and sarah have this thing where we don't talk until commercial. If we talk we always miss something. So thats a little unnerving.

So other than all that jibber jabber onto the show.

I don't like Mc Leprechaun. The new Iraq war trauma dr. I named him aren't you proud.

Last nights show was fun and I love seeing Izzy and Alex together again. George is always funny and I was belly laughing when the robot patient was talking to him and Kerev. Especially when i found out it was the Chief talking. Funniest part. "Im bleeding out, Im bleeding out" If you saw it you know how funny it was.

But the biggest thing that pissed me off during the show was Dr. Hahn (hate her character) bringing up the horrible loss and trama Izzy had to go through. This bitch talking about reporting her and bringing all of this back up into the open. Trying to get her fired and screwing the hospital. Thanks Callie, she kinda fueled it. But later in the show props to Callie standing up for the hospital and Izzy. The comment that Hahn made about "you can't be kinda a lesbian" Umm thats a bisexual, their out there. I thought that was a stupid stupid comment. And I am happy to report shes been let go from the show anyways. Yes.!

So thats my jumble mess of thoughts on the show. Heres my number 1's list

Funniest moment: George trying to keep robot patient alive with Chief as the secret voice.

Saddest moment: The older man trying to keep his older wife alive my doing CPR.

Surprising moment: The info that Yang let out to Mc Leprechaun about her father.

Grossest moment: Izzy eating with all of the corpses around.

Cutest moment: The "bouquet of corpse's", Kerev trying to cheer up Izzy.

Angriest moment: anything that had to do with Dr Hahn

How many times does this happen???

So yesterday in the Twilight Zone. I got off of work early and went to my mechanic. I wanted to flush my radiator fluid and put new in before winter. This is due to me putting water in my reserve over the summer.

I was really worried that I had too much water mixed in. Either way I figures out I was leaking, which I knew, but I am leaking from a head gasket. Nice it will be at least 1500 to 1800 to fix. Yep give me a break.

After talking to the nice mechanic. I am fine and won't do any damage as long as I keep antifeeze in it. They didn't flush it because I have corrosion and it could break that loose and we would have another prob.

So I left without a cent spent. Never Happens Ever.......

He also told me he does work on the side and could do it for me cheaper, If I decide to do it.

Fiesty, you will be sooo proud of me. I researched in my new "Car Repairs for Dummies" before I went and I was prepared for the worst. Thanks again for the book.

I'm addicted........

Oh yeah Im freaking addicted. I started reading this due to Fiesty giving up her copy. Thank you very much. You know me and procrastination I would of probably seen the movie first. My baby sis read this whole series. She never really explained much about it, but I remember she was addicted too. I wasn't sure about the whole vampire thing either. I do like Underworld though, I wasn't 100% turned off.

I was surprised that this wasn't just a younger generation thing. I learned that people of all ages were enjoying it too.

So I read 9 pages the first day and fell asleep. Two days later, yesterday, i planned to read on my lunch, and I did. I didn't want to put it down, but had to go back to work, booo no I want to read. Coming from me thats funny. I do love to read but haven't been an avid reader in years.

So I got home from watching Greys and seeing Dennis briefly about 10:45ish. I turned the TV on lit my brand new candle, thanks fiesty, to relax and get the horrible stinch of nasty my mom mustof cooked earlier. Tootsie climbed into bed with me and I cuddled up to my book. Funny thing is I first turned down the TV, then put the book in front of the Tv so I could see the screen, Then finally i just said fuck its going off. So other than my sicko sister and mom coughing up a lung every now and then.

I read and read and read and read. I looked at the time and it was about 11:30. I thought maybe I should stop soon. I need to get up early. So I told myself just read the rest of this chapter. Well pages and chapters later I see that it is 1:00. WTF. whoa I really need to go to sleep, i was fading anyway.

I am getting into Bella and Edwards characters right now. I am on the end of chapter 5 Bloodtype.

I am excited about the movie and its cool I'll be able to watch and talk about it with Lindsay and Feisty. Lindsay is done with the series. She was so addicted she read the 4th book in a day.

Weeeeeee! So now I am looking for a way to read my book at work where it won't be so noticeable. How crazy. If that doesn't happen. Lunch time here I come.

Perfect...I need new pants

This is the coolest thing.....

Its everlasting bubble wrap on a keychain.

It is supposedly a game. Every 100 bubbles popped a weird noise occurs. Okay I can do with out the noise and all but they say the bubbles sound and feel like the real thing.

I'll be the judge of that. You put bubble wrap in front of me, Im in heaven. I'll pop it until it runs out or my hands start to hurt.

Im a little skeptical but I will be trying this thing out for sure.

What do you think?

Do you love bubble wrap as much as me???

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope everyone has a great Halloweenie!!!

Looking forward to the fun pics that follow.

Guess what?????

Wait for it.............................







My car is fixed. $288.00 later the sensor that has been driving me insane has been fixed. I am sporting my car. Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!

I also changed my serpentine belt the next day.


Heres whats left:

3 new tires and 2 new rims( thaanks 55)

transmisson fluid and filter change

Drain and pressure test hoses for antifreeze, need new antifreeze.

Thats all I can think of now. I need these done before winter.

But the car is running fine and I am happy that I get to drive it again.

welcome back to hell

Whoo hoo!! driving rocks (strong sarcasm)

Here is a list of obstacles I had to deal with today driving to work: I know your jealous...

(I forgot one) I went to my car and there was frost on my windows. This is new... So I sat for 5 mins and waited for the windows to unfrost. Who knew this was the beginning of an Wonderful Adventure.

1.) 3 new stop signs on a road that is done and taken 8 months to accomplish(it was a whole 3 blocks)

2.) A Detour that I had to figure out on my own. The detour I wanted to take was stopped because the train signs were down and there was no train.

3.) Awesome detour in the middle of nowhere. Ended up at a stop sign on rt 30. It took forever to pull out.

Whew sucky but it should be smooth sailing from here, right??

4.) Got into Aurora finally, behind time but can still make that time up, but not with a cop tailing me. So 30 mph I go, weee, its like a roller coaster.

5.) Go to turn into the parking garage and an idiot tried pulling into the exit. They had to backup and go in the entrance. These people did the austin powers and backed up 4 times. wow some people do not need licenses.

6.) So I continue to follow the slow asses in front of me getting all confused and don't know where to park. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.) Finally theres no one in front of me and I am going to park on the 4th floor. But its blocked. BLOCKED, you know why not. I bet I scared the living shit out of the workers because on a normal day not in the twilight zone I fly around that corner.

Fine I go around the 4th floor again park it. Finally work. So excited right. Eff no.

I clock in at 7:08 that little 8 there makes it quater after. At this point I laugh, whatever.

Then Im not here too long and my boss tells me that I didn't get my 1.75 PTO(paid time off) because it needs to be in 2 hour increments. i proceed to tell my boss Im used to getting screwed over. Fun huh.

I go to the bathroom and the cleaning lady sprayed the living shit out of the floor and toilet. I just want to pee. So I wipe the toilet down. proceed to pull the bottoms of my pants up so they don't get wet and sit down. Why is my BUTT wet!!!! Lets just say wet ring around the butt. HAHAHA really really Awesome. I am surprised my chest didn't start to hurt. Because thats been happening lately.

I ate my stinkin oat-nasty-meal and drank my water, because what i really wanted was some dunkin donuts or mcy d's.

Exhale!!! haha haha crazy laugh ha ha ha ha.

Freak out on the highway...

Imagine driving in your car going about 70 miles per hour in the middle of the day on a major highway.





You feel something possibly tickling your neck. You realize your hair is down and it may be a stray. BUT... this stray was moving a little too much.





This stray was not a stray it was this:

I knew this because I said "Dennis I think theres something on me" and by the time he looked over it moved from my neck to my boob and he hit it but he didn't want to spook me too much by hitting me hard. He saw it fall or run down my side.

I got a glipmse of the thing so I was freaking the hell out. So I made a high pitched noise and as fast as I could but as safe as I could pulled over to the side of the highway.

I got the hell out and people probably thought i was on fire. I was shaking my hair and brushing my self off, all while cars are speeding past me at lightning speed. I had Dennis look under my shirt. He was also inside the car trying to find it, with no luck.

So I wasn't going to kill myself by getting hit by a car so I got back in and luckily Dennis injured him(I found a couple of his legs on me, yum) and I found him next to my seat and killed him.

Not cool not one bit. I can't believe that thing was crawing on me let alone my bare skin. And how long was he chilling on me. eeekkk!!!

Soccer mom?????

Lindsay cracks me up......I was joking with her yesterday about sporting the minivan and she said i probably look like mom. Me and her were joking about me being a soccer mom.

Heres the deal. I have no kids and drive a little black car.

She made a sign for me...It has wildcat paws on it and a soccer in the middle with a face on it. It says SOCCER MOM. She put it on the side of the minivan.

I just happened to see it. I would of been driving around with it if I hadn't.

I was cracking up all by myself when I saw it. Too funny....

I should of known right before she left the house. She said "bye soccer mom"

Who knew grapes were so comedic...

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE YOU IDIOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!

heehee!!

I thought this was the cutest and funnest joke.

My boss drives me up a wall...

Seriously I was in a good mood this morning and somehow it went to shit. It not the end of the world or anything but damn I hate dealing with him when it has to do with work.

Did you know I am a fucking mind reader. i bet you didn't know that, I didn't either.

He need to step back from my desk and just do the job himself, because thats what hes gonna do anyway.

I get to deal with the whole casino trying to setup their Voicemails today. Its automated, it couldn't get any easier.

I get to record the greeting for the department again. It took me a million times to do this before. They never sounded right. I will definitely have to calm down a bit.

So my random vent was probably more for my sanity. Even though I am not feeling more sane yet. Exhale............................................

I have some really funny posts and I will try to get them out when people stop hovering around me.

SAHM's today i envy you for being your own boss. haha.

Sporting a minivan...what what!!!

Today I have my dads minivan. My car is acting up again. surprise surprise. Next week I am taking it to the dealer and just pay whatever to fix the bitch.

So driving this minivan is like driving a bus. My dad has the steering wheel set up like you would be driving a bus. I am so used to my little Hyundai Elantra this is weird.

Well I did make it to work and didn't take anyone out in the process.

The sucky part of all this is that I had to get up at the ass crack of dawn, so Dennis could pick me up and drive the 30 mins to my dads so then I could turn around and drive the hour to work. Fun!!!!

Well I indulged with some Mcy D's and I am awake and raring to go today.

Work will be fun, our vm mail server went down and they are fixing it but.... everyone in the whole casino is going to have to reset up there passwords and messages. I can't wait, can you feel the sarcasm.

So see ya later and P.S. party in my minivan later.......

Back to being off.

I am leaving for my days off. Sorry not much blogging this weeked and minimal comments. I will be keeping busy with my sister and my car. I sister is so much more important than my car of course. We are going to see a different Dr. So I will be calling them on Monday. Also driving my funny car to the shop to finally have a problem for them to see.

I'll have to make up for my missing blogs, I just got into a daily blog thing and loving comments where ever I can get them. See ya later.

Crazy Weekend....

for me my weekend lasted until yesterday.

I just got back to work and it just feels weird being here.

My weekend started with Sunday Anniversary Party for my Aunt and Uncle we also went to Starved Rock.

The next couple days revolved around my car, oh the fun was definitely had. I went a little insane briefly. I'll explain in a later post.

Then Wednesday I had am action packed day planned. I ate breakfast with Dennis. I had to take Sarah her suit coats and have lunch, run over to the eye dr and have them straighten my glasses then go to see Jacki and the kids, play with the kids, get my costume ready and help Jacki with her Stamp camp and participate also.

Well things stopped at lunch with my sister. We were having a good time just finished eating and she got a call from her Dr. She had a spider bite looking thing on her arm and they were testing it it took 5 days to get the results back. Well she has what they were testing for and we both went into shock. I spend the rest of the day with her trying to keep her occupied. She is on really heavy antibiotics and it just makes her feel like crap. We tried just joking alot. We did watch a really good movie too, "Definitely, Maybe".

I was off yesterday too. I was so drained and couldn't get to sleep. I knew I would be useless at work and had shit to do. So I did some shit and hung out with Sarah during the day and watched Greys at night.

Today I am at work and just out of it kinda. My car got the check engine light finally so I am driving Dennis's car again.

Its all good just a quick update of me.

Britney is back...

Check out the video below. Love the song. Love the video. Love the man.

Hottie for sure. This isn't the whole thing either.

I love the phrase in the song. "You call me crazy, Ive got your crazy"

It just is so me I have heard it so much on the radio already I am singing along.

Whoohoo way to go britney it was looking grim for you but somehow you brought yourself back like nothing ever happened.

Enjoy!!!

You call me crazy, Ive got your crazy

Vintage Jen-ism's.....

I was sitting on my Grandmas lap at maybe 4-5 years old. I had gotten this cool stationary notebook. Her name was Gwen(by the way just typing her name brings me to tears).

She was telling me the letters of her name . G W E N. This is how my child like brain interpreted it . I Wrote G UU E N. Double U instead of W. Get it. Everyone got a kick out of it.


Heres another one for you and this one is on video tape so I will never live it down:

I wanted a typewriter so bad as a kid. I was into teaching and secretary stuff I guess. So My mom got me one for X-mas. We would always open our gifts then start putting them together right away. My here I am in my nightgown and messy hair typing my name I got to the L and couldn't find it, the drama queen that I was at that age I freak out and say "theres NO L" You couldn't tell me different. I can here my mom saying there is an L, "NOOOO. Oh there it is" then I kept on typing.

What do you collect??

I collect three different things.

Strawberry anything. I explain it the below post all about it my obsession.

Monkeys. Not real ones silly. Anything and everything monkey. I can be picky about what the monkeys look like. I want the cute ones. Not scary ones. I also don't like monkeys that look like bears i find this alot. I also like when other people help me with my collection, then they have a story. Even at my desk I have 6 little different monkeys.

Unicorns. I have been in love with unicorns since a child. I guess I just thought they were beautiful. I had a curio cabinets full of all different sorts of unicorns. Again I get picky I dont' just want a scary horse with a horn hanging out. If you ever saw DodgeBall, I am not as bad as Christine Taylor's character.

After writing this I realized I enjoy most of collection because someone took the time and bought it for me.

What do you collect?

Sweet as strawberry pie...

Thats me of course. I am so loving my new background. I love strawberries.

I collect strawberry stuff. My kitchen was all in strawberries. When I packed everything up to move out I was surprised at how much strawberry stuff I really had. I always love to get different strawberry thing from other people too. Thats where most of my stuff comes from.

Two cool strawberry things I have gotten are vintage. Fiesty gave me a strawberry water pitcher from her late grandmother. The whole thing is a strawberry. And my sister gave me a tea cup and saucer from an antique store with strawberries on it. Love them both.

I am a redhead as most of you know. So I got a nickname from Dennis and it was strawberry.

I guess I just ran with it. Enjoy the page. "Dude its Sweet". Wheres that from fiesty???

11 things that make me crazy...

this pic made me laugh so hard. Bad hair day?? I can't stop laughing.

During lunch I came up with some fun things that get under my skin and I am sure some of yours. Let me hear your responses to these and feel free to add some that both you when you leave a comment.



1. No seating at a restaurant during lunch. Ugg. today I just walked in and walked out, I'm not sitting at the kid sized table in front of the door, No thanks.



2. IPOD Earbuds not loud enough. I am gonna blow my eardrums out. I turn up my ipod, its loud, and can still hear people talking and the music from the restaurant. They also start to physically hurt to. I just need some good old 1980's headphone. How hard would you be laughing at me.



3. Having to smell stinky ass coffee(or anything for that matter). I am sitting at lunch today and this hazelnutcraptastical smell wafts over to my nostrils. YUK. I swear she was blowing it my way. Sometimes the table next to you orders food that smells like roadkill or a foot. Gross.



4. Not being able to pass. In my older age Im not trying to pass everyone in front of me BUT the kicker is the ones who don't do the speed limit, ride the break, constantly change speeds, or and theres the lost ones.



5. Longest light on earth. These are the ones with the left turn signals. You miss that signal your screwed. This isn't your basic light, this is high traffic put your car in park your gonna be here for a while lights. And god forbid your looking down and miss the turn or it does go off. AHHHH!



6. People parking too close. This one hits home because my car looks like a little person attacked my car with one of those mini-bats. Why must you park directly next to me when there are other parking spot steps away. You'd think these people would be worried about me hitting them. I have seen and been in the car as people have hit my car with their door. Words are exchanged.



7. Waitress seating partys too close. Obviously this stems from above. You have a whole restaurant, empty, half empty. Why would you seat me on top of the other people. Why in the hell do I want to hear what they are talking about. Come on. Two tables away is enough for space. whats that again a couple extra steps. Dont give me this close, walking crap. When its busy as shit, your all over the place.



8. People that want to make conversation in bathroom stalls. Why must we speak. I am either peeing or craping I don't want to make conversation. There is nothing important enough to talk about in a stall. And when I am washing my hands and your in a stall don't talk to me and make me stay to listen to your bowel movements and waterfall pee. I want to leave, let me. I see certain people at work and get out of the bathroom fast. Note: speaking with good friend during bathroom breaks while out shopping or whatever is cool.



9. Doors that attack you. What the shit, fix the door. Why is a 500 pound door attacking me. Hate this other than it hurts like hell, you feel stupid. This goes for elevator doors too. I once was smushed in elevator doors with coffee in my hands. Nice. I guess I was invisible and the sensors couldn't see me. Today i watched a many of people be attacked bye the door at Panera.



10. Straight hair and wind. Ahh!! I have natural curly hair but when I get a bug up my ass I straighten it. Wow if theres wind there hair everywhere. Little tiny strands that you can't find attached to your face. Like walking through a spider web face first. I had my hair straight a couple of days ago and couldn't have the window even cracked, so I just put my hair up. I totally feel for anyone that deals with this everyday.



11. Guys that can't hold the door. Shivery is close to being dead. Be a gentlemen hold the effing door for a woman you prick. Especially if I am carrying something. I mean I am pretty effing independent and all but as a man you should hold the door. Unless...I am already in front of you and have my hand out to open the door. Do not cut me off or step on me to open the door this will only make me angry. Complicated I know.

Scary...when the tech is afraid to drive your car...

So I pick up my car this morning...remember with nothing fixed.

They don't want the liability of driving my car for over an hour, because I have a bad tire.

Nice another issue.

So I need at least 2 new front tires....weeeee.

All of this driving to work from Timbucktu is taking a toll on my car.

Moving on...I am happy to be driving my car again. At least for a couple days.

I so envy the girl that works behind the desk at the repair shop. She so knows stuff about cars and she is not a bitch about it.

I always wanted to take a basic car 101. I still would. I like to be well rounded, just because I have boobs doesn't mean I should be so oblivious about cars.

Do you agree? Let me know how you feel.

Vaccuums and bed spreads and cats oh my...

Yep now I vacuum my bedspread weekly. This can't be normal.

I have a comforter that is made mostly out of velvet. ha ya velvet.

Velvet and kitties get along great. So I have fur covered comforter very easily. I try so hard to keep the kitties out. One is a long hair grey domestic and the other is a calico short hair. Short or long hair just flys off these cats.

The only way to keep them out is to keep my door shut at all times this gets freaking old and I forget. They have no problem remember where to place their little kitty butts while Im gone.

Thats right, on my pillow.

So I am the weirdo that is vacuuming my bedspread. Love it.

What do you think???

I love it...never can find the magical problem

I just make these things up.

I am talking about my infamous car. It become more infamous every day.

Either way, took car to shop on bad side of town (pretty much) because they know what they are doing and work on these things every day of their life. Great.

Get this. They can get the car to have a problem. This is the story of my cars life. Exhale.

I went so out of my way to take the effing car to this shop which is inbetween work and home. I put gas in an abundance of cars to make everyone happy and be able to drive of course. .......For them to call me and tell me that THEY CAN'T RECREATE THE PROBLEM. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. CALMING DOwnnnnn.

Heres the kicker. I told them that this happens when the car has been running for awhile. I drove 70 on the highway and took 2 highways to try to create the problem. So I left it running and they went to drive it. I thought for sure it would happen. NOPE. So I asked do you want me to drive it around and bring it back. NO keep it here and we'll do diagnostic checks and whatever. Cool. right. no.

Dude, respectively tells me hes not going to guess at the problem to bring it in when its happening. GREAT. I am just going to drive up and down 80 until it effing happens. Because WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN. I may not be able to get out of 1st gear.

Can you feel my magical car problem pain here....

So I will be picking it up tomorrow morning.

I have Dennis car. He has his mothers car. I will drive his car to his house tonight. He will drive me at the ass crack of dawn to shop. He will drive home. I will drive to work.

Isnt' that what you like to do in the morning before work. Then I get to I guess drive mine or continue to drive Dennis's until my days off. Preferable Monday early.

FUN WILL BE HAD FOR ALL. Because I guess Dennis will be following me up and down 80 until it happens too. What is this a Three stooges show. Me, Dennis, and my car. huh.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Seriously....Seriously.

Just trying to come back down to earth. I am so sick of going out of my way and having stupid days off and drving other peoples cars and picking up cars and dropping off cars. Im about to blow up cars here soon.

i'll explain when I get back from lunch

Back so soon...

I don't really feel like I was off work very long. Everyday off was busy.

Heres my short breakdown

Sunday: much to my dismay I did the Birthday thing with Emily and my brother.

Our whole fam went to Applebees, then played Rock band. I'll post some pic and write up more of the details. Some is too much to take.

Monday: Had a dentist appointment Dennis took me so I didn't have to take my car(acting up).

The appointment sucked. It was uncomfortable and painful at points. They took impressions of my teeth. Those were horrible. I was choking on my own spit and then if I wasn't choking on it it was coming out the front down my face. Now most people know I I feel about saliva. Too much to take. The plastic tray was shoved into my bone under my tounge, Yess that was interesting telling her with this thing in my mouth why it hurt and she keep pushing. I did grab her at one point. Never want to do it again. Come on people my mouth is tiny ass give me what you would give a kid. So I got my extensive cleaning and found out that I have periodontal disease and will be going to the dentist about 4 times a year for the rest of my life. Thanks Mom!!

we went to walmart got the fun stuff then I had to call someone about my car. Lets just say I was a mood swinging crazy bitch. No luck on the car, so I drowned myself in Rax, yummy yummy.

By the time we got home I was reasy to just lay on the couch. I finally watched Greys and had a couple more mood swings. these I will have to explain in a different post.

Tuesday: I took my car to the shop. Me and dennis ate and I vegged out once we finally got home .

I was at the gas station 3 times and put gas in 3 cars. Too much fun I know your jealous.

I cleaned my room and did laundry that I forgot to dry. Never heard from the car repair shop no surprise.

But me and Dennis did see the new Sex and the City movie. He actually got me interested in Sex in the City. He was the perfect person to watch it with.

Some topics to come...

Is vaccumming your bed normal???

"You think Im crazy, Ive got your crazy"

How is Sunday going to turn out...I dont' wanna

Mind Numb...

AHHHH! My coffee buzz crash had totally screwed me up.

I can't think or do anything. Too many little things on my mind and I can't start a small project if my life depended on it.

All of my banking is sitting in front of me, but I can't focus.

I was checking this job out, barely focusing. Couldn't figure out how I was going to get a hold of someone I knew in the department.

I was somewhat offered a better position here and I sat on it because I want out of here and I dont' know if its too late to apply????? ARRGGGHHH

I wanted to do a bunch to my new hot blog, but can't focus.

I did call my uncle to get a number i need to help fix my car.

I am everywhere, i really wanted to listen to music my my computer is retarded. I think that would help me focus. Too bad. I am leaving work soon and I can try to focus on driving.

Damn you starbucks coffee....Damn you...

I need to step away from the blog.

Holy bejesus! I've never used that term before?

I have been effing with my blog for at least two hours. There is so much i want to add and do but its wearing my ass out.

I need to find a pic of me put on blog. Put a pic on my comments. add a blog roll, finally crawling out from under the rock, i know. Start to follow people. I want to comment on blogs I like.

But I need to do my job. Here at good old work. So I will be back later to fix her up.

SEE YA

Hot blog...whoohoo

Look how effing cute by blog is. yay I am exstaic. love love love it.



I found it at My Crazy Beautiful Life. I thought hers was the cutest blog ever and saw a link on her page.



Holy crap and it was free. It took a little extra work to change some font colors and sizes.



I never imagined it would look so cute. I have the link on my page too.

I am not even trying to win anything. I just came across it thought I would pass it on.

Bootie explanations...

At lunch yesterday I was talking to my co-workers about not working as much because we are delegated work. I commented that I don't want "secretary butt".

After all of the laughter died down of course they wanted an explanation.

Secretary bootie can happen when someone like a secretary sits on their asses at work all of the time and it grows bigger and wider. This does happen I've seen it.

Then I went a step further to explain a woman that used to work here had not only a secretary bootie but I classified hers as a "silent bootie"

Again as the roar of laughter died down, because I made a funny, I explained.

Silent bootie can be found when someone from head to waist is sitting down and look totallly proportioned. They get up and have a large ba dunk a dunk. The woman that used to work here had my body type up top and her bootie was so wide it could be seen from the front.


So that is silent bootie, it sneaks up on you.

Blog to look forward to....

tomorrow is my bootie explanations. I told my co-workers and they were crackin up.

Look for it....

Good night.

Toast to Thursday...

Thanks Jacki for giving me the special option of Toast to Thursday..



Off we go. These are the reasons I toast to Thursday...

I woke up feeling much better than yesterday.

I got some awesome sleep, new pillows.

My stress levels are much much lower and my body, im sure is thanking me

I got my correct sandwich by exchanging my burntwich from yesterday(see post)

I get paid tomorrow, whoohoo.

My boss hasn't made any stupid comment...its still early.

My engine was hungry???

I was driving today and remembered a funny story.

Has this ever happened to you???

I was checking something under the hood of my car. Who knows for what.

I noticed something green and in the shape of a leaf... It was a COOKIE.

Now this was really baffling, big time. I was in Champaign at the time and had been driving back in forth many times. I had Dennis come out and look at it. It was just sitting on the engine.

Weirdest thing ever.... So my theory was that my service guy got a sweet tooth and while he was all up in my engine he decided to have a cookie break...I wonder where he put the milk???

Thought you would get a kick out of my story.

Im Puffy????

So my boss doesn't notice I have new glasses for 2 weeks.
But he noticed that I looked Puffy today. I'm hoping he only means in the face.

Im puffy? Wow I don't know what to say.

I didn't think I looked that puffy.

HA.

What a morning...

Wow it is so funny how things just go shitty.

Its the little things really.

My drive was okay I skipped over some big traffic by taking a shortcut. made me happy.

I got into Aurora, on timeish. i stopped at Dunkin Donut to get a sandwich. I was craving one.

Then I got to work. In the matter of a half an hour things just one by one pissed me off.

My desk has been used, give me a effing break keep your nasty asses away from my desk. I'm not stupid I know someone was here. i know when things have been moved.

Then my boss says some stupid shit as usual, wasn't listening. Because I need to clean my desk before I can sit and devour my sandwich, which is calling me. Well I need something to drink. Get my diet coke and off I go to eat finally, i may not have much eye make-up on but I choose eating first.

So excited open it up and the mother effer is effing burnt. BURNT where theres no way in hell I am eating it and the smell nauseated me. This is awesome!!!! Dont you think...

So I call them up and I will be taking my sandwich to them tomorrow morning and maybe they can get it right.

Uhhhgg! So off to make oatmeal, sorry thats not a good exchange. But I am effing starving.
Well no bowl no spoon. I must of left them last week in the sink. Cross my fingers that they are there. So I make my nasty assmeal and force it down. I got Diet pop earlier because I thought I was going to gobble up my burnt-wich.

note: Diet coke and oatmeal not a good combination.

Then some crack whore called about a nonexistent problem. I love that.

So I am going to write all of this off and take a chill pill. I vented it out and I am moving on. i will just have to look forward to lunch.

Thank god for blogger and venting. i would hate to stab someone with my spoon that looked at me wrong. HHHHAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHA. Creepy laugh.

Bye.....

Crave....

So just like in the commerical the orange round chair called me. Craving the chicken sandwich.

Heres the thing. Usually the Whities or White Asshole or any other funny name is for after drinking alot or late at night when nothing else is open. Its not often that I go during the day. My other option was pizza and I should of gone with that one.

Notice the nasty cheese on these sandwiches. Back in the day the damn sandwich was TOTALLY different. It had a little chicken square like the sliders and no stinkin cheese. So I now have to ask for my chickens with NO cheese. I am sure you see where this is going. They gave me sliders with cheese. AHHH. Now this is after waiting close to 20 mins for my food. I was on the phone w/ Dennis and even he heard me ask for no cheese.

They make me pull up...i so hate this and if there wasn't 100 people behind me I would have refused. I pull up bitching and complaining, I just know they are going to eff something up.

He comes out, I make him wait for me to check the bag, hey they made me wait, There was 2 mayos in the bag, (now Jacki your with me on this one) 2 isn't gonna cut it. I would rather give the food back than eat it. So I made him get me more mayo.

I came back to work and ate it, wasn't all I thought it would cracked up too and I want to kick the orange chair because my craving got me no where.

Now for some reason I have a headache and will probably run off to the potty at some point.

I did eat a Snickers Ice Cream Bar for dessert...that make everything better.

Ah the little things.

Homecoming cont....

So happy about getting off early to help Linds get ready for Homecoming.

She looks so cute in her baby blue dress.
I did her nails with an irresdecent color that matched her dress. She wanted me to do them even though it was midnight, I did them anytway. Sleep os so overrated,right.

I will be helping her with her hair too...She want curls, so we'll see.

yay this is why I am getting off early, for being a part of the memories.

Sarah really wants to be there but she is in Effiingham doing training for work. that sucks.

Baby sister going to Homecoming????

Wow 14 years old, Turning 15 in January.

She is going to homecoming with her friends, how cool. I only went one year and it was Senior I think. She is so freaking grown up It is happening too fast in a year she will be driving, oh my god.

I have let work get in the way of too many family memories, so I am getting off work early to be there before she goes to homecoming. I was there helping Sarah for her homecomings. Nothing is going to change. I will especially be there when she starts going with boys. So i can punch them in the neck and threaten their lives.

Yeah looking forward to it. I will have to post pics.

Bees = anger management

This falls under something that baffles me.

Bees get so angry that they have to sting you and then just die.

Wow maybe bee anger management would help

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I trapped a bee at lunch so it would sting me and watched it try to sting the bag multiple time.

I know interesting lunch...huh Its better than being in a windowless hell. Jayme you know what I am talking about.

Fat Farmer????????????????????????

Holy crap, I so cracked up at this one.

My dad bought a new pair of sneakers. I said to my dad nice shoes, they were white with a gold P on the side. I asked him what the P stood for, he didn't know. But he knew that he got them for a good deal, thats my dad wheeling and dealing.

So I saw him later on in the day and Sarah was with me at the store. Sarah asked me what I thought of dads bling bling. Well i hadn't noticed that the P was in shiny gold.

I start laughing and say i bet they are Phat Farm, My dad replies with a dramatic response"Fat Farmer??!!?? No dad, Phat Farm. We were in tears laughing. He still had no idea about this Fat Farmer shoe he is wearing. We just joked that he might get jacked for his shoes.

For anyone that didn't know Phat Farm is a clothing line owned by Russell Simmons. From Run DMC and Runs House. It is a Hip Hop clothing line.

My dad is 65 I find it hilarious that he is walking around in Phat farm shoes. That my daddy!!!

Bug invasion.....ahhhhhhhh

Seriously I don't want to sleep in my bed.
I have been finding random bugs in my room and now one in my bed, nope sorry can't have it.

It started just in the beginning of my week. I had some type of beetle at the bottom of my bed on top of my comforter. So I flicked it and killed it.

Well it got even better when I found a dead dried up centipede on my floor.

Then it got better when I woke up next to a effing beetle. I could of just spooned it. It freaked me out and I flicked it...so I am sure he is alive somewhere...great.

Last night I actually started looking and found more fun bugs...this is absolutely ridiculous, am I living outside or what.

I found a furry caterpillar, 2 tiny spiders on my ceiling and an effing ant crawling up my wall.

Now I can understand one type of bug but the damn nation.

Either way. My room is directly in front of the front door. So the bugaboo must walk right in and make their home in MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Sunday Dennis is going to spray the shit out of my room.He has the shit that people pay the big bucks for, from his pest control business venture.

Um yeah it does help that I am all packed in. I have boxes, bins, papasan mattress. bookshelves, desk. UGGGHHH I get to pull it all out with the help of Dennis of course.

So I am so (with sarcasm) looking forward to sleeping in my bed, after I search the room again of course.

Last Day of Summer...

Thats right folks its over...Boo not fair. (me throwing tomatoes at Mother Nature)

Me and Dennis enjoyed our last day of summer by doing the staple things that make summer.

We swam in the pool, it was 70 degrees. a little cold even for me.

We got attacked by black biting bugs, you can't have summer with out bugs.

We cooked burgers on the grill...ah the smell of grill food.

We played outdoor games... so I lost at Ladder Ball, oh well it was still fun.

We don't have many warm beautiful days left so take them all in now. I love fall but that is only closer to the horrid winter. I can't even think about it.

Hope everyone else enjoyed their last official day of summer.

Ah the night shift...

I am here working the night shift. This is the last night shift I'll take for awhile it just throws me off.

So far I have scanned the internet and blogs then ate my pizza and watched Sixteen Candles and Happy Feet. That was teh first time watching Happy Feet, It was a good movie.

I am moving on to my next movie. Anything to keep me awake. I brought a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and bought a mocha latte made by Cinnabon. I have snacks to keep up energy up. But I am looking forward to most is going home and sleeping. Who wouldn't.

I was good and forced myself to take a nap before work. It was an hour and a half but I think it helped.

I have about 3 hours left. Looking forward it.....

Now on to my next movie, should it be Bruce Almighty, Purple Rain, Drop dead Fred....

Talk to you later

"I'm giving her a makeover"

This was the perfect straight faced quote from Lindsay as she was tearing my sweater last night.

Her and Sarah saw a girl with a similar sweater on a Makeover show. I guess these sweaters are sooo over. Haha!

So happened to notice a hole earlier in the day and let Lindsay tear it while it was still on me.

We turned in into wings and a hoochie dress. You had to be there but it was a riot.

Lindsay can be so funny sometimes.

In the News....

Travis Barker and DJ AM were in a firey plane crash that killed 4.

They are in critical condition at a burn unit.

See the article and video here. http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331465&gt1=28102

I hope they are going to be okay.

Things I miss from the 80's

Susie fromhttp://insidesusieshead.blogspot.com/ did a awesome bloghttp://insidesusieshead.blogspot.com/2008/09/you-know-youre-90s-kid-if.html

It prompted me to do this: Thanks Susz.

Cabbage Pack babies that smelled like baby powder.

Teen Witch, I need to own this movie

Reindeers from Burger King meals. I had Ronda the Reindeer, But it came out Wonda the weindeer.

Jelly shoes.

Tiffany...I think were alone now...

Disk Cameras...i still own mine

Atari... we spent hours trying to beat Montezuma's revenge.

Remote controls that were connected to Tv... no cordless yet

Big Strawberry from Strawberry Shortcake. I would pay for one of those to this day.

Trick or Treating at night... they way its is supposed to be.

Trapper Keepers...rrrriiiipppp...the loudest binder on earth.

Big Wheel... you know the manual kind not this powered stuff they have now.

Doing the slide to stop the big wheel...so awesome

Running through sprinklers

MTV... watching videos...what happened with that anyways...wheres the effing videos.

Barbie and Ken...whats the Brats big heads.

My brother pulling the Barbie heads off and my dad having to reattach the head. Barbie face got chubbier and she was never the same.

Burrito Supremes w/ olives... they did away with olives???

Having Mountain Dew and Taco Bell with my mom just me and her. That may be the start of my Mountain Dew addiction.

Seeing my Grandma and Grandpa every Sunday... I miss you two so much...

Playing with paper dolls with my sis at Grandamas

Being so excited when Daddy came home from work.

My first Love, Joey, from Kindergarten to 5th grade

My house on 111 Sunset Strip...coolest name ever.

My dad tucking me in like a burrito.

Vicks, my dad would cover us in it. I hate the smell, But I miss that moment.

My happy family...how I would go back and try to change things to keep mom and dad together...Tears...

Okay this just got sad. Signing off... Always cherish the memories...

Baby Mama and Iced coffee

I so didn't want to get out of my nice cushy bed. But I did and came in to work, but not without an Iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. I had another coupon .99, yeah boy.

So I enjoyed my iced coffee with a pound of sugar in it, because the coffee is so strong, and watched Baby Mama.

It was okay. It killed a couple hours of my morning though. So whats next, I have a buttload of movies and I got the jitters. I need something funny.

Moving on...This week is neverending, like the story, get it.

Sunday is gonna blow. I want a new job. Damn I wanted that Dental one. Boo!

Well off to watch another movie, maybe lunch soon.

I chose coffee over Mcy d's coke today thats a huge step. I so would rather have mcy d's coke.

i am gonna stop rambling. bye

More questions I made up...

Who deceased would you want to see just one more time and what would you say?

My Grandma. I would be a balling mess, I miss her sooo much I didn't get to know her well enough. I was only 14 when she passed away. I would tell her I love her and tell her to start from the beginning. I want to know about her whole life. I would also ask her if she could see me and if she was ever in my presence. She is a huge part of me, I cry everytime I think about her. Its been 14 years since she passed.

Who would you like to knock out or verbally smack down from your past?
Both of these people would be knocked out for sure:

J*nnifer B*lling$ley: this girl tortured me for no good reason in school. From 5th grade through middle school. I really would like an explanation from her too. Nothing constitutes treating me like shit.

Y^onne : Ex best friend. This bitch turned everyone of my friends against me in my Sophomore year. Again no good reason. Worst time of my life. No one would tell me why. Walking through school being laughed at and hated. Another explanation would be needed then I would knock her out again.

Heres the thing I was a quiet, trusting girl growing up. Nothing like now. I know for a fact I did nothing to deserve the shit from these two.

What is your best feature and why?

My crazy red hair. Its makes me different and stand out from the pack. I used to hate it with a passion because kids made fun of me. I love it now. I will never die it another color, people would shoot me if they found out. It also compliments my crazy personality.

Feel free to steal an post on your own page.

If you could come back as any animal what would you be?

A monkey, They are always playing around and can swing to their destinations.

6 Questions...

1. Where were you 10 years ago?
I just started working at Empress for about 3 months with this crazy blond who cracked my ass up, Who knew Jacki would be my bestest friend to this day. We did have a ton of fun. But it was us rebelling against the Empress people. Heehee! Dennis was living in Campaign so I would commute between the two, this is with college in between. I pretty much lived out of a bag and I would be somewhere different every couple of days.

2. What is on today's To Do List?
Stay awake. Do my bills and checking. I just got paid...its Friday night...

3. What would you do if you were a billionaire?
The family would be taken care of very well with cars and houses. Not sure if I would stay in Illinois?? Frosty Tips would become a common ice cream joint. Not to common. I would donate to many charities but mainly Cancer research. Aids research and some other not so common like Dystonia research. I would have a boutique with clothing that fits the curvier girls. With big boobs and big butts. Its so hard to find clothes some times. I would definitely vacation wherever I wanted whenever I wanted.

4. Name 5 places you have lived
Joliet, Wilmington, Crest Hill

5. Name 3 of your bad habits
Swearing number one by far, I like it though. drinking tons of pop, procrastinate to the fullest

6. What are your favorite snacks?
Brownies, Frosty tips ice cream, flavored crackers(chicken n biscuit, veggie, sour cream onion, so on)

Mountain Dew...I love you... do do to do...

Like my song...

Loving the mountain dew today big time. I was falling fast and needed a huge pick me up.

For lunch I went to Taco Bell because they have the biggest mountain dew's that come with meals. I drank most of one there and refilled and I am still drinking.

So I wonder when this crash will be.

Oops I am supposed to be weening myself off of pop. Oh well I am awake right.

My hair...pouf

I have gotten so many compliments on my hair pouf. Sorry no pics yet. My camera needs batteries.

I am surprised. I accidently came across this new do. I have been do a pouf, kinda faux hawk top, I don't know what to call it, We will call it bangs up in a clip and the rest of my hair down and curly or straight.

I got hot and put the rest of my hair in a clip and walla!! New Do!

Works for me, I have had many people compliment my hair more than expected. I guess its a keeper for now. I will post pics one of these days.

I am so over...

This blogger background. I can't wait to change it. I don't want to change it at work so it will be a couple of days.

Either Playboy or brown with swirly flowers.

We'll see how I feel...

8 random Things that happened yesterday

1. I received the biggest iced latte on earth from Dunkin Donuts. Think 7 eleven slurpee size.

2. Half way through the latte I was wired. Ready to do jumping jacks and the whole nine.

3. I was stalked by my stalker here at work. Creepy, really creepy.

4. I started crashing hard from latte...then number 5 happen and I was awake.

5. I was approached by a VP who heard I wanted to be a supervisor and pretty much told me to apply. Its possible I am the wrong person??? Still very confused about this.

6. Spend majority of my time putting a fax machine together sitting on a step stool. Come on a step stool...

7. Had to take a stupid detour on my way home from work. I hate detours. You just end up someplace and hope the roads take you home. Fun Fun.

8. Watched Chinese speaking TV with Dennis for fun. I started speaking Chinese, it was pretty funny.

Big Brother...yeah spoiler

The end has finally come and Dan is the Big winner. I spoiled every show this season but this one. I really wanted to watch it without knowing and I really enjoyed the show. I am really excited they put it up on the web so fast.

Because I am working the night shift. Not much longer to go so this is gonna be short.

I am totally hooked on big brother and I may not have the feeds but I have definitely kept up with Jokers Updates, HamsterWatch and Morty's. I am so glad these sites are around.

My biggest surprise was Keesha. I really thought Renny(my fav and votes) or Jerry (not a fav, which I was so happy when he was second) But Keesha I never would have guessed. I liked her but she wasn't the most entertaining person in there, but good for her, I am happy she got it.

Now its all over and Survivor is starting up and I am already looking forward to the next Big Brother.

Thats my little blog post for today.

Let me know what your thoughts were. Were you surprised? Was Dan or Memphis your pick? ETC ETC...

Welcome...I brought the brownies

I just changed my backround and lost all of my pictures, so I will be constantly updating my blog.

Hello and Welcome!!!!!!!!!

Take a look around I hope you enjoy my blog. I blog about any and everything I really appreciate Jacki having me as the featured blogger. I am looking forward to comments so I don't feel like I am talking to myself all of the time. Here some info on me:

My name is Jen I am a feisty redhead, all the hype about redheads is true. I am also a scorpio so I am very passionate and have to be in control(doesn't mean that I am). My friends are treated like family and enemies rarely get a second chance. I do have strong feelings and opinions and I believe that is a good quailty. I am a great listener and I am able to put my self in other people shoes before I judge them. I like to act crazy. I am also fighting the whole growing up thing. I love spending time with family and friends so we can all act crazy together.

Heres a little break down of some people you'll see mentioned on my blog.

Me of course...ha

My sister Sarah - we are twins seperated at birth (just 3 years seperated at birth) We always say cooked longer than me. I am 28 she is 25.

My baby sister Lindsay - I was 14 when my mom had her and know she is 14 ugg! Teenage years.

My Bestest friend Jacki - we go together like peanut butter and jelly. We have many quirky things and common and just get each other. Love her to death.

Jackis babies - I am Aunt Jen to them and I am so honored to have that title.

Dennis - He is my fiance, We have been together forever. We finish each others sentences.

You'll learn the rest as we go along.

Please feel free to comment, I am looking forward to checking out all of your blogs too.

TATA!

My story...the beginning...

This is the first part of many, a short story of my life until now. You will not be bored. There have been just as many ups as there have been downs. Enjoy my story...

November 16 1979...a baby girl with red hair was born to Linda age 20 and Fred age 35.

This is the first baby for them I was actually a week or two late. I don't remember being born of course but my mom took care of me the most with my dad working crazy schedules and coming home early in the morning. This was a little challenging for my mom who had no family of her own near by. Her Father and sister lived in Texas, her mother passed away when she was fifteen. She did have my dads family and my Aunt Marla was the most helpful with her. From what i heard I was a good baby. I woke up automatically if you tried to put me in my crib. My mom said it never failed. As a baby and a child if I got sick I would always run a very high temp and unable to keep food down. My mom would get worried about me alot. Who knows why those things happen. I stayed bald until at least one year old. I just had a little bit of red fuzz, how funny.

I heard I was a happy baby and outgoing. I felt really comfortable around my family.

Next...who knew another sibling was coming...I only got a year of being an only child and can't even remember it.

Not so wordless Friday..I know its not Wednesday

I can't hear you? Halloween 2007

Fall is coming, WEEE....

I absolutly love fall. Whos with me?

I love the weather, a nice cool breeze, you can wear a hoodie and jeans .

I love the leaves and all of the colors. We try every year to go to Starved Rock, So many trees just a very beautiful site. Of course not loving the burning of leaves, that just gives me a head ache. I remember we always would rake all of the leaves in the yard then like any kid jump into them. I would still do it today, growing up is overrated.

I love that my birthday falls in November. We have gone to Chicago the last couple of years and ice skated in Millineum Park right off of Michigan ave. So unbelievable.

I love love love Thanksgiving. I love to eat all of the fixings. We split it up between the familes. So more than one thanksgiving. Come on that rocks.

So is Fall your fav or does another season do it for you. Leave me a comment and let me know.

I will always remember....

September 11th 2001...

I was living at home sleeping from working the night shift @ the casino. I was woken up by my mother who told me a plane had gone through a building in New York.(I had no idea what the World Trade buildings were) So my first thought, and I do feel bad for this, is anger. I was sleeping, I just wanted to sleep. So my mom can be a little bit of a worry wort. So I didn't think anything of her being a little neurotic about this situation. My mom came back in my room and turned my TV on, she said "somethings not right" She had a feeling and we found out very quickly her feeling was right on.

I unlike most people was home watching the second plane crash into the second tower. I watched it all live and those images will never go away. I remember being scared but I had been controlling myself. No one knew at the time who or why this was happening.

I was sitting on my bed in my room watching my little TV. I heard a loud explosion and down went the first tower. Holy shit, the media reported that a bomb had gone off inside this building. Thats all I could take. I started balling. My mom had no idea I was totally freaking out. But it only got worse knowing that other planes had gone missing and when the Pentagon was hit and another crashed on its way to the White House. Yeah I was definitely awake now.

Heres the thing, where I live is surrounded by nuclear plants and Mobil oil. We are in the red and yellow zones if there is ever a problem. I was scared shitless. I had gotten a hold of Dennis and my mom got a hold of Darryl and Sarah. We were all accounted for but we weren't all together and that messed with me. There was a sense not knowing whats next.

The most disrespectful thing I remember that morning/afternoon was the next door neighbor coming over to sell candles. Are you shitting me. I don't want to sniff your effing candles lady. People are dead and dying and the whole world just changed forever and you want me to buy candles. Believe me I went as far as wondering if we would be around to even receive these candles.

Unfortunately the other details of the day are foggy so I need to talk to my mom and Dennis and see where i fit into there stories.

I really feel for any family that was affected by this tragedy.

I know that I will always remember....................

Kazoo...

I want a KAZOO!!!! I want to play a kazoo. I don't know why... Me and Sarah were talking about party favors and I thought of a Kazoo.

Opinions...have a leg to stand on

This is how I feel about Opinions on important stuff.

Opinions are great you should have them. But have some knowledge on what you have an opinion on.

Many people are opinionated but have nothing to back their argument. And that is one thing that bothers me, maybe even a pet peeve.

One of the new survivors mentioned this in her interview and I totally agree.

Believe me "I don't like the color green or pizza w/ mushrooms" doesn't fall into this category. Just think important life changing issues.

Its good to be educate and not to judge.

Shopping...love/hate relationshiip...

Yep love hate is right. I want to love to go shopping for clothes but it hates me back.

ERRRR!

Number 1: it takes money from the money tree to purchased these wonderful clothes
-I am now ready to spend the big bucks, haha, on clothes. Okay number 1 taken care off.

Number 2: My body shape is down right stupid, yes I called my body stupid. But it is.
-I have this square shapish and long torso. I have just started noticing that we all have different sizes of torso, I know it sounds dumb, but seriously I find myself slouching because i feel like I am towering over person just sitting up. Okay I am not a freak of nature or anything. But my butt is further down and it looks like I have no waist. Its all because I am stretched out.

So on to the reason. You need a freaking a waist to hold up your pants, thank you mom and dad for creating me. If I was to wear my pants anywhere near my waist I'd be wearing 80 stone washed jeans, you got a visual or maybe even Steve Erkel, we all remember him.

Moral - pants shopping sucks.

Number 3: Let just say Holy BOOBS.
-I have a size 38D boobins I am average weight for my height of 5'7. So I always have to get size large or extra large shirts. Well this make me look like i am swimming in them and totally loose the little curve I have. Now I really look like a Square :(

Moral- shirt shopping sucks.

Number 4: I have tiny wide feet.
So all of the cute 6's and 7's only fit narrow feet. Come on mom and Dad, do I get something normal.
Ask anyone I know, you don't want to go shoe shopping with me no..no.. They go screaming in the other direction.

Moral - shoe shopping really sucks.

I have gotten used to all of this because it is me.

I love to shop its just more of a chore than anything. But I love me and the things that I can change I will everything else I just grow to love.

I will just rock out my square, boobyfied, funny feet self. HAHAHA I even make myself laugh.

My college education went to ... Dairy Queen???

Nice...

This is what my dad told me last week.

My dad has had Frosty Tips in the Shorewood location for 38 years. There was no other ice cream joint in the area or even close by until about 15 years ago. I could be off a year or two.

Well we kicked ass in sales until the bitch ass Dairy Queen moved into Shorewood, heres the thing they were supposed to move down the street but some thing happened and they moved directly across the street. It was a bunk move and I am sure intentional. This cut sales in half.

So onto my convo with father, well they were going to buy the store front next door and expand for seating. But do to the bullshit Dairy Queen pulled that didn't happen by far. Too bad especially when I found out the other day that I could of had a college education.

So my shout out to Dairy Queen owner across the street...Fuck you fucker....

This is obviously a touchy subject, being family owned and all.

I actually cried out of anger and sadness when I drove past the Frosty Tips on Theodore. It has the Frosty Tips name and was fucking sold. This was a store that my dad had nothing to do with. But you don't sell a store with the name when there is a current store with the name. I had to calm myself down in the car.

I take a ton of pride when it comes to the store. I don't like anyone messing with that.

Fun note: I was getting my glasses fitted yesterday and the girl helping me saw that I was wearing the Frosty Tips shirt and LOVES Frosty Tips, she was just telling the girls there that she was craving ice cream, she was going later to get some. It makes me feel good to hear anything like that.

Sporting my new glasses.....

Yep I finally got my new glasses, sorry no pic.

I am getting used to them, I can see the frames so it bothers me a little. I am really excited to continue to change my look. I have my punkish hair and new glasses. New me in a sense.

First I cut my hair short,

then style it different

then really style it different, I call it the pouf and them put all of my curls on top.

Now new hot glasses.

Lindsay says they make me look smart.

Mom likes them alot, she says they fit my face perfect.

Dennis like them too.

Thats all that have seen them so far.

My next couple of goals are:

to change my clothes style. Go SHOPPPING!!!!!!!!

and fix my teeth, this is a huge one and take money$$$ but now that Sarah works at an office we'll see how affordable it will be.

So be on the lookout for some pics, maybe tomorrow.

BYE

Im Back...read me...

I'm pushing his buttons hee hee!!!

Hey everyone! This is just the start of my blog topics more to come heres a preview:

Labor Day Weekend...Fun vs Shock

Opinions...have a leg to stand on

I love me Dammit...

My college education went to Dairy Queen...nice

My Story...part 1... The beginning...

This is just the tip, I am ready to write and I am ready to be read.

New shows...so excited...is that sad?

I never been so excited for shows, I guess this is the most I have ever had.

Here we gooooo!

BONES

I love love love this show it started on Oct 3rd. Sarah got me into this show and it is so entertaining. Love the cast they work so well together and even though it is about solving murders and freak accidents by forensics it is far from as boring as CSI and those shows. Its not so serious. It comes on FOX @ 7:00 on Wed

RWRR CHALLENGE

I have been addicted to these mtv shows since the start. Some people have grown out of them but not me. This season is totally switched up sounds like survivor style. It comes on MTV on Weds 9:00 starting SEPT 10th

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

I accidentally came across this show. I love it! The character are freaking hilarious. This is a show that sits under the radar I think it is worth checking out. I can't wait for this one to start the most. Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie) and Allison Hannigan(American Pie) are in it. Comes on ABC @ 7:30 on Mondays starts on 9/22. Whoohoo!!!

DANCING WITH THE STARS

I have only watched parts and pieces of other seasons and I will probably not see the whole season, but I am excited to see some more familiar faces. I am most excited about Kim Kardasian and Lance Bass. Comes on ABC @ 7:00 on Mondays. Starts on 9/22

SURVIVOR

Thank you Jacki for getting me into this show. It took me forever to get on the bandwagon but I really do enjoy this show. i am looking forward to this cast most of them are my age so that is cool and i am so addicted I watched all of there interviews. Comes on CBS @ 7:00 Thurs. Starts Sept 25th.

GREY ANATOMY

This show Sarah got me hooked on big time. We have weekly get togethers just to watch the show. Again love the character and how well they mesh together. I am addicted to this show and leave work early to get to watch it in time. It has serious and comedic moments all in one show. Comes on ABC @ 7:00 Thurs Starts on 9/25

GIRLS NEXT DOOR

Some people think this show is stupid but I don't. It is very entertaining. Yay! Comes on E! @10:00 on Sunday Starts 10/5

SAMANTHA WHO

This is my newest show and I think I have caught up with all of the episodes. Another Love it! Christina Applegate is so funny and pretty and the cast cracks me up. Great show! Comes on ABC @ 8:30 Monday Starts 10/6

This blog took forever because I had to find all of the pics But I like pics. So So excited and looking forward to Fall. Check out one of these new shows its worth a try. And I don't' even get paid to say that.

If you watch any of these shows let me know and comment.

Horoscope

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Your sign is the sign for new horizons. Yet, it's possible that the changes you've been going through lately aren't completely finished. You may even have a hard time keeping yourself from just running away from it all. Your rebirth will only be complete when you have clearly defined your wants and desires, dear Scorpio. So why not use today to take one last trip into the world inside yourself to think about what you want? Things aren't totally clear...

This is a very true horoscope. I saw one simalar in a magazine the other day. Things aren't totally clear and I am okay with that. Come on, I always needed to know the future. But I have been okay just day to day week to week. If I think too far I start to stress out.

"your rebirth" wow never thought of it like that but its true just like my blog description, This is my journey back to my past self.

I can breathe again...

http://jenalyn16.blogspot.com/2008/02/im-aliveplease-read-this-comes-from.html

The link above is from the end of February 2008. When I realized my life was changing no matter what.

It is September 2008 and the evil monkey that was beating the shit out of me has gotten off and just makes faces at me every now and then from a distance. Funny huh!

I seriously can breathe, when you are under that much pressure and stress its like every muscle in your body is tense.

I can finally start to save even if it is a little tiny bit at a time and pay more on my bill minimums.
Maybe even buy something for myself. WOW!

It wasn't an easy journey and I lost my pride big time but I got up dusted myself off and said Fuck the world. Whatever! So I am living in a room at my moms, and I drive a lot longer to work. But I am effing happy. That is all that matters in my book. I'm the author dammit.

Either way this is just my blog to myself and my friends, Its a different Jen. I am bound and determined to get what I want and I will get what I want. I just need to procrastinate a little less. Too bad there isn't a medication for that haha.

Positive things...

I get my new hot glasses soon.

No more court

By the end of month I will have another account paid off.

I get to work in Jacki's new room on swaps.

I am going to conventional on 17th and 18th w/ stampin friends, yay

Ugh I can't wake up today

I eyes won't even fully open. I grabbed a Frappicino in the bottle from the store and its not doing the trick.

Yesterday was a very long and draining day. Court then work until 11:30 home at 12:30.

But I am going to be able to make my time up. Number one sleep, Fuck sleep right? No love sleep lots of sleep. So I'll try but its a long shot to go to sleep early tonight.

So looking forward to lunch, two hours.

Wake up!!!!!!!!! Thats me yelling at myself. I need my first wind.

Jury Duty over

I was obviously very pissed in my earlier post. I think i have used up all of my fucks for the month, haha.

I am okay. I served my time and ended up on a jury.

Today it ended and I was fortunate enough to be an alternate. I was able to leave with another woman and the rest had to stay and fight it out.

It was not a cut and dry case and I am glad I am here at work. i decided to come in and try to get my real pay.

I do have to say I got into this case and was ready to state my opinion. My opinion was Guilty. i recieved a call from the court and jury stated Not Guilty. So it is definatley a good thing I got to go home.

I am very happy that it is over and I understand someone family or friend may be in this situation needing a jury. You want people in your corner, either way.

So I had some horrible feelings all 3 days about everything. Thank you that is was short and thank you for being over.

Soooo fucking pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep Im back briefly and pissed as FUCK. i got mother fucking jury duty and they can shove that fucking obligation of a fucking citizen up there fucking ass.

My fucking pay check is going to be fucking affected, I have specific people that need to be paid and the fact that I even half to jump through all of the damn hoops to try to get my full amount of money that my pay check is supposed to be just pisses me off even MORE.

I have Conventional next week, I need to do fucking something for that. Hence I only get Sunday off this week. Fuck a jury seriously. Not this fucking week. i guess its good its not next week. But it could of been on my short week and there wouldn't be soooooooo much anger. I prepared myself for this but when I found out it was going to be for week or longer. Nope fucking lost it. i don't have the time or patience for other peoples problems. I don't feel like acting like God this week either.

Sarah told me she sat for three days for 8 hours each doing nothing...NOTHING i have no time for nothing better things can be done. I would rather do NOTHING on my time. Then got on a trial where they let the guy off. Come on!

I know myself and i know I can't sit back and let that happen. Who knows what will happen but I might as well get it all out of my system now.

i thing the judicial system is bunk and always have. I am sure this is just going to prove my point even further.

I don't see a positive here at all. Sorry but I don't so now that I have freaked the fuck out all over my blog I am going to go on with my day and try to Enjoy tomorrow, my only fucking day off and not by choice.

Im out..............

Im still around. just not blogging`

I get in really weird ruts and just don't feel like talking or blogging. I don't why but I do.

I have done stuff and I have been working my ass off.

Lets see I had a family picnic went to work the midnight shift got off at 7:00am and slept 4 and 1/2 hours then tried finding a battery for my car then worked with my dad from 7-10 then worked again in the morning.

That was a busy day that I don't plan on doing too much. I just want to take the OT while its available.

I am in limbo land.

But things are alright for now and one of these days this week I should update I guess.

Well I outta here. if I mis type again I am going to scream. I effing did it twice as I was typing that sentence. YES Im awesome.

Hair.....

I am thinking of putting a blond streak in the front of my bangs area.
I am so bored of this hair. I need to spice it up.
We'll see. I so am getting it cut and soon. Lots of it cut off. It is way too long.

I was worried it would be unprofessional? I don't know, they can deal with it, hows that.

Then it might need to grow out, hmmm. Maybe more of a strwberry blond color. AHHH

Unsure.

IPOD songs, finally new ones...

Here are my new IPOD songs:

Some of these were Lindsays but some I bought.

Poision - Bel Biv Devoe - from 90's one of my favs

Gimmie More - Britney - love dance songs

Toxic - Britney - love Jacki knows why

Whip it - Devo - My fav song as a kid, I used to act like I was whipping something, surprised?

Summertime - NKOTB - as a nine year old they were my fav band.

Mercy - Duffy - she has a awesome voice, its something different

Handlebars - Flobots - Like this song it has a political undertone, check it out.

I kissed a girl - Katy Perry - I kissed a squirrel

California Dreamin - Mamas and the Papas - My favorite song, I love tons of music

Cry for you - September - good new song

6 underground - Sneakerpimps - oh the memories of this song of late 90's

Burnin' Up - Jonas Brothers - can you believe it, its a good song thought thanks to Linds.

I'm Yours - Jason Mraz - He is so chill and so is his music

When I grow up - Pussycat Dolls - another great dance song. Of course I try the bootie dance they do.

New Blog Description

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Blogging

I haven't felt like blogging lately, I blame hormones.

Last week I was in a talkative mood but didn't have the time. Now I have the time but don't wanna.

So I am good. Way bitchy and love it. I feel the power coming back.

My mom and Lindsay are in Texas for four days so house to myself and Dennis. I wish it was on my days off, but its cool anyway. She even bought us some food.

I am looking forward to Joliets fireworks tomorrow. I am sitting on the golf course, dammit. Lets say the last 3 years sucked and I cried. I know stupid fucking fireworks, right. Nope not for me.

Monday is the Push Play concert in Chicago. Me, Sarah and Lindsay are going. It is one of Lindsays bands and her first in Chicago. She has been to Christian concerts before so she does know what it is like to be around all of the people. But she is short and she usually can't see. So big sisters are going to do what ever we can to push her forward.

Just some updates for now.

I need to think of whats been going on lately???

Vinegar and Water....

So hears something funny I said and Dennis said I should blog it. Its funny that he even says that.

So we were just talking and he said he was going to help his mom clean the windows.

He scarcasticly says "I just love the smell of vinegar and water. I guess that the best way to clean your windows it gets them all shiny. "

I replied " Yeah in 1930".

He thought that was hilarious!

So don't be offended if you do clean this way. I am sticking to windex. I am not going to smell vinegar just to have clean windows.

Plus any dig I can get on his mom lately makes me happy.

Random thoughts...scary

I have straight hair.

My tummy hurts.

Waiting for my period to start.

Waiting for end of work.

Need to pack for tomorrow.

Not fun packing your world up just to wake up early.

Tomorrow me and Jacki hang in Chicago.

I didn't get the shoes I thought I wanted at Target

Im a little warm

Maybe I should take off the fleece

Duh

All I got to say is the bitch is back.

Little by little the bitch who didn't give a shit rears it head.

I just watched Bring it On, wow 8 years ago it came out.

i am trying to kill some time.

I hope my hair works for tomorrow.

Now Im stalling.....hmmmm......what to say.....

Peter Piper Picked a pack of peppers, seriously that was the first thing that came to mind.

Hello can we say weirdo without a beardo.

Thats all I'll have to find something else to kill time.

What the F...stop the beeping

They are testing the alarm in my room. I want to jump. How many times does it have to go off!!!

Boo I can't get what I want...

I want to watch Real World...no

I want to watch Tila...no

I want to watch Weeds...no

I tried all of these and they skip, this make me so fing angry. Thats all I want to do.

My eyes are blurry and I'm yawning. Looking at websites isn't keeping my attention, this really isn't doing the job either, but I thought I would kill some time.

Congrats to me. When I signed in I saw that I have blogged 300 times, Holy Shit! Thats alot of talking.

I had a chicken pot pie today that was the bomb, yummy yummy.

I am happy that I will have a couple dollars left over this check. Nothing crazy, I can pay for some little things. But the majority of the money is going to stupid ass gas. Ridiculous! I know you all feel me.

I get off soon and I am ready I have been bored today. I have also made some calls to figure out what and how bills are gonna get paid.

I have these really annoying hiccups and I have no one to scare them out of me. This is the third time today What the F.

I rearranged my desk at work, Nothing too crazy but enough for me to notice, it looks cleaner. I always want clean organized stuff when it comes close to my period. I also am headstrong around this time also. I want to accomplish everything. I kinda lose my procrastination a little bit. Weird. That doesn't even start to explain me.

So guess what, being that I am more open to voice myself around this time too. I am going to explain about me in an upcoming blog. You will hear it here all about me and why I am the way i am. Maybe everyone will get a upclose look and try to understand how this clock works.

Im just out of it...

I have been exhusted since the beginning of my work week. Its my body. No energy canostantly yawning. Really just feeling out of it. I also just noticed that I seem kinda warm. But I don't feel sick.

I'm not sure if I just need more sleep. This week I haven't vbeen sleeping well or too long. Last night I got three and a half hours.

The weird thing is I though I would have a bunch of energy being I rode my bike on al of my days off.

I just know I don't like it too much. I have had a twitching eye for at least 4 or 5 days. that drives me up a wall.

I do plan on trying to sleep and still get exercise this upcoming time off.

In less than an hour I get to go home. well we all know there no such thing. But I will be staying at Dennis's.

He want to go to the his beach club tomorrow but he also wants his friend to come. ehh not really feeling that too much. I barely know the guy and don't feel like spending time with him. So I know Dennis is upset that I poo poo the idea and all. But we will see tomorrow i guess. I just don't feel like sharing I guess. I don't feel like being fake and entertaining. Not that I would I don't know how I feel. Just a stupid little itty bitty thing that is stressing me a little. Whatever.

Thats it all. I dont' have too much to say or the energy to type it all out.

i did have fun with my sisters last night. I will blog about it at a later date.