Oy vey!

This morning got my anxiety up.

So lets start with the gas station in Wilmington, I just got gas yesterday there. So today I put my card in the reader and it tells me to "call the card company" WHAT. So I do it again and its says"see attendant" NOPE not a chance. I have no makeup on and fuzzy hair. So I leave. To only get a foot away, I need to put the gas cap on and close the door, DUH.

Off I go to Channahon because I know that gas is cheap and right off of the highway. i wouldn't have to do this is the gas pump was being retarded. So just to be safe I check my accounts over the phone and everything is good.

I get my gas in Channahon no problems fill up with 53.00, that hurts a bit.

On the road again. Now for the FUN part. I had been going at least 80 most of the way on the highway and then around RT 80 it drops to 55 and semis have to get in the left lane. I was the lucky fuck to get behind the retard that wants to go 55 all the way to RT 30. I want to scream I want to drive the shoulder so bad. Come on!!!!!!!!! Do you like feeling like you can die at anytime with semis around you you dumb fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! Speed your little piece of shit up and let me live. Why Why Why would you drive in a semis blind spot. So I tried to stay calm. I never had a chance to get around. Whatever.

Now onto Plainfield, always fun! Of course. I get stuck behind a truck and a hand ful of cars on RT 30. This means dig and get used to it. Because there will no passing today. So thats what I did.

I sooooo want a huge arm on the front of my car with a mickey mouse white gloved hand to push the stupid people out of my way.

On to the McDonalds experience. I even debated have enough time to stop. It is on the same street as my work. So I look at the time, no problem. Get to the drive thru and I think Shammuu got hungry and drove her SUV to the McDonalds, I didn't know whales could drive?HMMM?

This was a blast, heres my interpretation:

"ummm could I get a number 2 with a coffee with 4 creams and two splendas"
"ummm can you scramble the eggs" "no just keep the same, yeah keep it the same"
"ummm can I have lets seee................................................ummm.................................how bout.............................just a sausage." (what a fucking sausage - jen)
"Oh the 2 doesn't come with a coffee" Can I get a number 4 same coffee with 4 creams and 2 slendas" Drive thru man " anything else"
"Ummmm yeah can I get hot cakes yeah just hot cakes.

At this point I am about to go thru the fucking sun roof. What what what!!!!!!!!!! Go in Shammuu maybe you were ordering for someone else but there wasn't anyone in the truck with you. Obviously you didn't have a list. You were taking your time ordering. COME ON we have ALL been to MC donalds. WE know what we like. Go in side have them hand you a menu and you can sit and figure it OUT. Waste there time not MINE!!

I mean Drive thrus are a convenience but they are meant for traffic flow. express, you know shit like that.

So I got my breakfast burritos and coke, I spoke you Jacki as soon as I walked in which is a good thing. So I am not as hostile as my story. I am actually glad I am safe at work at my desk where no one can bother me.

Have a great day everyone. By the way Its Friday the 13th. I think it got me!!!!