You have got to be fucking kidding me...explicit

I got to work at 8:15. Went up to my car at 9:30 because I forgot my make-up bag.

What do I find, but a fucking dent in trunk. What the FUCK!!!! Are you reaLLY FUCKING SERIOUS. My car is a fucking target or something. So because I guess I am used to accidents my car is in by now. I was just in a little bit of shock. Tried to remember when I saw my trunk last. I don't think it happened today. Its not the right angle.

So I cussed a little when explaining it to co-workers. Then I called and spoke to security. I know they(casino) can't compensate me. But if someone hit and ran my mother fucking car I hope to god it is on tape, please, please be on tape so I can report your stupid fucking ass you mother fucking idiot. Hit and run is not a good thing on your insurance thats if you even have fucking insurance. I hope I get a license plate, are you fucking stupid there are cameras all around the garage. All we need is what your stupid car looks like. And surely we can find your license plate or even your fucking players card.

I really don't know where else my car would of been hit. I am trying to remember.

Thurs: Came to work parked on 4th floor. I remember parking next to Nasty a girl at work. I left briefly at 2:00ish to go to bank. Came back and parked back on 4th floor. I can't remember what side. I wouldn't of been in range to see the back of my car. And I leave its dark.

Fri: Came into work parked on the 4th floor again. This time I didn't leave at all. From 9:00 to 8:45 I didn't leave. Again I wouldn't of seen the back of my car.

Sat: I happen to park on the opposite side, so when I got off of the elevator this morning I was directly behind my car. And saw the big old wanker. Fucking Nice by the way.

I am so trying to be calm. I will be upset if its not on camera. Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I am going to do. I would have to talk to my insurance agent about it.
All I want to know is why. Why is this car a damn target for accidents.
I mean, have dings and huge dings in my door from idiotic fucking people who need to have some respect when opening doors.

I have a badly scratched up front bumper from Sarah before I got the car.

I have a scratched up bumper from an rear end accident on the highway. I only had the car a couple of months, that also caused the bumper to rattle, the psycho bitch didn't have insurance.

I have a huge dent on the left side passenger door. They somehow found me liable. So I got to pay for there damage too. Awesome. Oh and my alignment has been shit since then, it has just gotten worse.

Now I have a huge fucking dent in my trunk, it was a white car or problem some asshole or bitch in a stupid ass SUV. It is pretty high on my trunk. My bumper wasn't even touched.

So where do I park now. Everywhere I park there is a problem. I was joking with a co-worker and all that is left is my hood, is someone going to fall out of the sky and dent it. Maybe a bird or squirrel.

I am okay. I am not yelling out loud or anything. I have learned to stay calm. Thats all that I can do.
It helps to vent it out here first.

I am just trying to figure out who to call. HMMM probably Jacki she should be up.

Bye have a wonderful dent free day.