Wednesday, October 1, 2008

What a morning...

Wow it is so funny how things just go shitty.

Its the little things really.

My drive was okay I skipped over some big traffic by taking a shortcut. made me happy.

I got into Aurora, on timeish. i stopped at Dunkin Donut to get a sandwich. I was craving one.

Then I got to work. In the matter of a half an hour things just one by one pissed me off.

My desk has been used, give me a effing break keep your nasty asses away from my desk. I'm not stupid I know someone was here. i know when things have been moved.

Then my boss says some stupid shit as usual, wasn't listening. Because I need to clean my desk before I can sit and devour my sandwich, which is calling me. Well I need something to drink. Get my diet coke and off I go to eat finally, i may not have much eye make-up on but I choose eating first.

So excited open it up and the mother effer is effing burnt. BURNT where theres no way in hell I am eating it and the smell nauseated me. This is awesome!!!! Dont you think...

So I call them up and I will be taking my sandwich to them tomorrow morning and maybe they can get it right.

Uhhhgg! So off to make oatmeal, sorry thats not a good exchange. But I am effing starving.
Well no bowl no spoon. I must of left them last week in the sink. Cross my fingers that they are there. So I make my nasty assmeal and force it down. I got Diet pop earlier because I thought I was going to gobble up my burnt-wich.

note: Diet coke and oatmeal not a good combination.

Then some crack whore called about a nonexistent problem. I love that.

So I am going to write all of this off and take a chill pill. I vented it out and I am moving on. i will just have to look forward to lunch.

Thank god for blogger and venting. i would hate to stab someone with my spoon that looked at me wrong. HHHHAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHA. Creepy laugh.

Bye.....

1 comment:

Jacki McHale said...

Happy Monday. Sorry to here about your burnt-wich, diet coke and assmeal... gag.

I may not be having quite as much fun as you. But I have cleaned streaky Mia poop off her new big girl undies (day 1 readers) oh, and a pee puddle from the floor...

Like my Toast to Tuesday blog, its the little things that make a day great. Also the little things that make you wasnt to stab people with a spoon...

Hope your lunch is WAY better...

FYI I typed this whole damn comment one handed. Weaky on lap with bottle, quickly fading...