At lunch yesterday I was talking to my co-workers about not working as much because we are delegated work. I commented that I don't want "secretary butt".
After all of the laughter died down of course they wanted an explanation.
Secretary bootie can happen when someone like a secretary sits on their asses at work all of the time and it grows bigger and wider. This does happen I've seen it.
Then I went a step further to explain a woman that used to work here had not only a secretary bootie but I classified hers as a "silent bootie"
Again as the roar of laughter died down, because I made a funny, I explained.
Silent bootie can be found when someone from head to waist is sitting down and look totallly proportioned. They get up and have a large ba dunk a dunk. The woman that used to work here had my body type up top and her bootie was so wide it could be seen from the front.
So that is silent bootie, it sneaks up on you.
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