this pic made me laugh so hard. Bad hair day?? I can't stop laughing. During lunch I came up with some fun things that get under my skin and I am sure some of yours. Let me hear your responses to these and feel free to add some that both you when you leave a comment.
1. No seating at a restaurant during lunch. Ugg. today I just walked in and walked out, I'm not sitting at the kid sized table in front of the door, No thanks.
2. IPOD Earbuds not loud enough. I am gonna blow my eardrums out. I turn up my ipod, its loud, and can still hear people talking and the music from the restaurant. They also start to physically hurt to. I just need some good old 1980's headphone. How hard would you be laughing at me.
3. Having to smell stinky ass coffee(or anything for that matter). I am sitting at lunch today and this hazelnutcraptastical smell wafts over to my nostrils. YUK. I swear she was blowing it my way. Sometimes the table next to you orders food that smells like roadkill or a foot. Gross.
4. Not being able to pass. In my older age Im not trying to pass everyone in front of me BUT the kicker is the ones who don't do the speed limit, ride the break, constantly change speeds, or and theres the lost ones.
5. Longest light on earth. These are the ones with the left turn signals. You miss that signal your screwed. This isn't your basic light, this is high traffic put your car in park your gonna be here for a while lights. And god forbid your looking down and miss the turn or it does go off. AHHHH!
6. People parking too close. This one hits home because my car looks like a little person attacked my car with one of those mini-bats. Why must you park directly next to me when there are other parking spot steps away. You'd think these people would be worried about me hitting them. I have seen and been in the car as people have hit my car with their door. Words are exchanged.
7. Waitress seating partys too close. Obviously this stems from above. You have a whole restaurant, empty, half empty. Why would you seat me on top of the other people. Why in the hell do I want to hear what they are talking about. Come on. Two tables away is enough for space. whats that again a couple extra steps. Dont give me this close, walking crap. When its busy as shit, your all over the place.
8. People that want to make conversation in bathroom stalls. Why must we speak. I am either peeing or craping I don't want to make conversation. There is nothing important enough to talk about in a stall. And when I am washing my hands and your in a stall don't talk to me and make me stay to listen to your bowel movements and waterfall pee. I want to leave, let me. I see certain people at work and get out of the bathroom fast. Note: speaking with good friend during bathroom breaks while out shopping or whatever is cool.
9. Doors that attack you. What the shit, fix the door. Why is a 500 pound door attacking me. Hate this other than it hurts like hell, you feel stupid. This goes for elevator doors too. I once was smushed in elevator doors with coffee in my hands. Nice. I guess I was invisible and the sensors couldn't see me. Today i watched a many of people be attacked bye the door at Panera.
10. Straight hair and wind. Ahh!! I have natural curly hair but when I get a bug up my ass I straighten it. Wow if theres wind there hair everywhere. Little tiny strands that you can't find attached to your face. Like walking through a spider web face first. I had my hair straight a couple of days ago and couldn't have the window even cracked, so I just put my hair up. I totally feel for anyone that deals with this everyday.
11. Guys that can't hold the door. Shivery is close to being dead. Be a gentlemen hold the effing door for a woman you prick. Especially if I am carrying something. I mean I am pretty effing independent and all but as a man you should hold the door. Unless...I am already in front of you and have my hand out to open the door. Do not cut me off or step on me to open the door this will only make me angry. Complicated I know.
2 comments:
OMG I so agree with all of those. I couldn't have said it better myself I swear!!!!
My fiance is in the resturant business and can't stand when they place parties so close together. If I wanted to eat with those people I would have asked to have been sat with them. Geeezzzz
For the ear bud things, I found these really comfortable ones that go in my ears, not like the big circle kind but they are rubbery comfy ones that totally block out all of the sound and they don't hurt. I have really small holes for my ears so I can only use those ones. I don't know if that helps you or not.
I'll have to check those ear buds out, where did you get them?
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